Memento Enthusiast Gifts

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Here we go again...'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Toilet paper calendar

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

"We saved all your old diapers."

Memories/New Experiences

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Look boss! One of the staff greets you as you suggested in your "be friends with your colleagues" memo!"

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'