Memory Memento Gifts

'Here we go again...'

My First Camera

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Origins of a family tradition.

Animal and Human Memory

"It's the dog."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Remember when?... When was that?

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Heaven

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."