Vacation Memento Gifts

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Fight or Flight

Daughters on the beach

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Surf Casting

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Pina Coladas

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'