Recent Vacation Gifts

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"We went on a week's holiday and it only rained twice - once for 3 days and the other time for 4!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Pina Coladas

Surf Casting

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Fight or Flight

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"