Recent Vacation Pillows

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"We went on a week's holiday and it only rained twice - once for 3 days and the other time for 4!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Daughters on the beach

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surf Casting

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Fight or Flight

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"