Memorable Vacation Pillows

"We met in the Galapagos."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pina Coladas

Surf Casting

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Daughters on the beach

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Are we there yet?'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'