Vacation Memento Collector Pillows

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Here we go again...'

A boy with a camera

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Bear Office Worker

Replica Football Merchandise

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"We met in the Galapagos."

Toilet paper calendar

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"We saved all your old diapers."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

Selfie Culture

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'