Creative Memento Collector Pillows

Toilet paper calendar

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Here we go again...'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

A boy with a camera

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Bear Office Worker

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'Memo to the wife...'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"We saved all your old diapers."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Peter Green, 1946-2020

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."