Memorable Moment Collector Pillows

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

A boy with a camera

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Replica Football Merchandise

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Toilet paper calendar

Peter Green, 1946-2020

"We saved all your old diapers."

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Mom, Dad, this is my therapist, John, whom I've told so much about you."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."

Ned thinks back to his youth.