Memorable Moment Collector Prints

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

A boy with a camera

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Replica Football Merchandise

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"We saved all your old diapers."

Toilet paper calendar

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

"This is Arthur, my first husband."