Funny Moments Collector Prints

"Honestly, I don't like avoiding hard work...or padding my time card, or hiding when the boss comes, or making you and Beatriz carry the load...but it's what I'm good at."

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'Wow!' (Little boy looking up mannequin's skirt."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"What the hell took so long?"

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Malfunctioning geyser

A boy with a camera

"This does not make us friends."

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I've been window-shopping..."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

A frog catches an insect truck.

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

'And...?'

Working from home

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

Angel's cloud is leaking