Quirky Moment Collector Pillows

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

Woo-hoo! My pants are stuck to my socks! Woo-hoo! Ecstatic cling. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-12-06)

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Inflating Boobs.

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Things are looking up!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."