Quirky Pet Moments Collector Pillows

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Cat Boss

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"They just love tassels."

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Dog Jogger

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"She's a weiner cat."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"