Quirky Pet Moments Collector Pillows

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat Boss

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

"They just love tassels."

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

Dog Jogger

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"She's a weiner cat."

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"