Quirky Animal Moments Fan Pillows

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Phoenix

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Antler Buzzers.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

The next damn Batman.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Namastayyy

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."