Quippy Animal Fan Pillows

Where milkweed comes from.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Antler Buzzers.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'We should talk more.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….