Funny Animal Fan Pillows

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

'It's annoying: With all this digging, I always have dirty or broken fingernails...'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Author does not do tricks."

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Wolf Karaoke

'Oh Hi!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!