Funny Animal Cartoon Fan Pillows

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Author does not do tricks."

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"It's okay to be ambitious but do you dare to pee on my tree, Jackson!"

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'