Funny Animal Scenario Fan Pillows

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

Wolf Karaoke

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Stubborn Horse

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Dog ignores angry cat.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!