Quirky Animal Fan Pillows

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

"The trouble with being a platypus is that you feel out of COMPLIANCE all the time!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Antler Buzzers.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Meerkows.

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

Night Owl, Owl, Day Owl.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cat box"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Phoenix

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Double Saxophone

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I could do that."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

The next damn Batman.

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Oreolas

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Flying in Formation.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society