Memento Enthusiast Pillows

"I forget which is the embalmed one."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Here we go again...'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Look boss! One of the staff greets you as you suggested in your "be friends with your colleagues" memo!"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"We saved all your old diapers."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

Memories/New Experiences

Toilet paper calendar

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'