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The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'Your time is up!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Here we go again...'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

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Eva Schloss

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Vanity Publishing.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.