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The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'Your time is up!'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Here we go again...'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Eva Schloss

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

'Memo to the wife...'

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

Vanity Publishing.

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'