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Memoirs

My memoirs - 'I've character assassinated the target.'

"My parents love me, they've always been understanding, and I've had a fantastic childhood...man, that's not going to make a good autobiography."

Prolific Prison Writer

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"I swear to sell my book, my whole book, and nothing but my book."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

'How could a man who seduced a hundred and thirty-two women find the time to write a twelve-volume memoir?'

"I finished my memoir."

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"So- how go the formative years?"

"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Bestsellers/Memoirs (sort of).

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

'How are you memoirs coming along? Have you reached the part yet where I lend you £50?'

Vanity Publishing.

'Hmm...could you make the 'Me' bigger?'

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"

Misery Memoirs Bumper Pack.

"Yes, my autobiography contains an entire chapter detailing how I borrowed but failed to return Phil O'Brien's power washer, which explains why I shouldn't have hired Phil O'Brien as my ghost writer."

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Tell all books, tell a little books

John Bolton

John Bolton book

"Fallen angel" - A memoir: signing today

"Not another celebrity memoir ..."

'He tells me there's one chapter of his memoir titled, 'My Likeable Master'.'

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

Clive James

The guru is on a book signing tour for his 6 volume memoir, 'The meaning of Life', based on his years contemplating on a mountaintop.

'Six hundred and ninety-one pages and not even a slagging off about you!'

Sarah Palin reads from her new book.