Memento Mori Collector Pillows

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

'You should have come to see me earlier.'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

A boy with a camera

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

'Here we go again...'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dinosaur Group Think

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

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Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

A bull which has seen red.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"It's our best trending merch."

Sporting maladies.

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

Replica Football Merchandise

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

Men at Twerk

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."