Social Media Memento Pillows

"I bet you've filled your head with so many tweets and Instagrams that you've crowded out all your actual memories of your own life." "Nonsense." "I remember way back, all the way to... well let's see... Oh, I've got it... My earliest memory was opening an America Online CD, putting it in our old PC, and seeing that symbol." "You do realize that was the 1990s, don't you? You must have already been in your teens." "You are a very sick generation." "I get misty-eyed when I think back to

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Here we go again...'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Toilet paper calendar

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"We saved all your old diapers."

Touch screen for bio.

"And mark it 'strictly confidential'. I want everybody to read it."

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'