Meow Memento Pillows

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'Here we go again...'

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Cats

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Lover's Leap.

My Bowl Is Empty.

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Evolution of the Cat.

What if cats talked dirty...

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats the musical

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'