Meow Maniac Pillows

Living with a cataholic.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

So you're a mocking bird...

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Evolution of the Cat.

What if cats talked dirty...

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Cats the musical

"Meow!"

Journalist interviewing a bird.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat DNA is decoded.