Vacation Memento Collector Mugs

Souvenir Probes.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

A boy with a camera

'Here we go again...'

Scenes from a Vacation

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Bear Office Worker

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Replica Football Merchandise

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

I always frame yours, J.B.

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

There's always so much catching up to do after vacation.

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"We met in the Galapagos."

Toilet paper calendar

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

"We saved all your old diapers."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"Lot 212. A pair of Lord Archer's pants..."