Milestone Memento Collector Mugs

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

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'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Executive dog has framed his first bone.

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Replica Football Merchandise

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

Happy Birthday!

'My grandson has been walking from an early age. . . Oh yes, in fact, by the time he was two he'd been walking three years.'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"We're potty training."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Way to go, son."

Types of online-ing

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"We saved all your old diapers."

Consequently I have the most photographed backside in the western world.

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Toilet paper calendar

Peter Green, 1946-2020

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

While You Were Here

'What do you mean 'It could have been worse'?!'

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'