Return From Vacation Pillows

STRIP Hambone: 'Did you miss me?'

"Do you think people had a nice time?"

"How was your vacation, Betty?"

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

Luggage Arrivals

Did you find the remote?

'This is a picture of the basilica.' - 'Uh-huh' - 'This is a picture of us in front of the basilica.' - 'Uh-huh.' - 'This is the basilica again, but there's a story attached to this picture.' - 'Oh, go...od.'

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

'Honey, I'm home!'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"