Returning Home From Vacation Pillows

'Is the seven year flowering cactus in bud yet?'

'Maybe I did forget to turn off the water in the tub.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Did you miss me?

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

The journey's end

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Airport

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

Pirates on holiday.

Right Here

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'Honey, I'm home!'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

Monster Souvenir

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."