Coming Home From A Trip Pillows

'Honey, I'm home!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Limerick Airport

'Welcome back, Mary. How were the vacations?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

"Here we use the email term 'out of the office', not 'away lazing on a Spanish beach, without a care in the world.'"

Airport

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

John was bck from extended leave, but he hadn't quite got in the swing of things yet.

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"I've managed to arrange cover while you're on holiday. Janet has cancelled her honeymoon and John will probably be able to have his operation next year. You just go off and enjoy yourself."

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Pirates on holiday.

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Monster Souvenir

"Did you forget to tell anyone to water the garden while we were away?"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"Hi, I'm the new you."