After A Trip Pillows

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Lounging by the pool

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Limerick Airport

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Pirates on holiday.

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'Honey, I'm home!'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Monster Souvenir

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

Now Arriving

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"Welcome home. Oh, and that automatic cat feeder... niiiice!"