End Of A Trip Pillows

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Trail mix?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Limerick Airport

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Airport

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Pirates on holiday.

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

'Honey, I'm home!'

Monster Souvenir

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"It's great to be back. I was going a little stir-crazy working all across the country from home."

"They're bobbleheads."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Now Arriving

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'Are you sure you're not wearing anything you bought overseas?'

Mr Invisible's Ride

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

"This doesn't look like you."

'Well, the prodigal son returns.'

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

How would you describe your trip to China?

"I've seen the world. Now I'm Back."