Fun Vacation Gifts

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Beach con-man.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

My First Camera

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday