Taking A Vacation Gifts

Workaholic on the beach

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'By golly, Fenwick, we're going to just TAKE some time off!'

"He's not in today, but I can give you his Out-Of-Office-And-At-Home-Taking-It-Easy-So-Don't-Bother-Me number."

"Who can we call?"

"Hey, look...Reverend Brown is here too!"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Gardening Tips: Try to find a friend who will keep an eye on things while you are away.

'I can't take your message at the moment as I'm on a beach sipping a daiquri, thank you for holding, your call is important to us.'

"Goodness, Bert, can't you forget the Yankees for 14 days!"

Cat builds outhouse on beach near kids.

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Step one...try to relax.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Airlines

Beach con-man.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'