Traveling For Vacation Gifts

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Holiday time.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'