Vacation Trip Gifts

The Echoes at Killarney

"It looked different on the internet."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner