Travel Vacation Gifts

He Keeps Touching Me.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Carefree luggage.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The Zoo.

The fate of the emigrant

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Easter Island legs

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Airlines

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'