Vacation Getaway Gifts

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Airlines

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Romantic Violinist.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'