Beach Getaway Gifts

Eating ice cream.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Beach Barbecue

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Temporarily Unavailable

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

S.P.F. 1,000