Beach Getaway T-Shirts

Eating ice cream.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

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