Beach Holiday Trip T-Shirts

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Airport Security.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Airplane Mode.

Ladies by the seaside

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Stonehenge Sandcastle