Beach Getaways T-Shirts

Postman

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Beach Barbecue

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Crab with a clown face.

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Exit only.

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Beer Parasol.

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'