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"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Beach snowman.'

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

No early morning tea past this landing

The Soho Beachwear Look

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Eating ice cream.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'