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'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

Fortune telling

Local Knowledge

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Shellfie

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Segregated Beach

S.P.F. 1,000

'Beach snowman.'

"My feet are cold."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sandy Floss

Beachy Hair

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Seaside

'I think it's some kind of power point presentation.'

The sea-side hat.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'