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The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

"I'm retired, but I like to keep my hand in."

Beach con-man.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Segregated Beach

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Beach snowman.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Sandy Floss

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

No early morning tea past this landing

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

Pelican and Origami

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Get a rockpool!

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