Seaside Enjoyment T-Shirts

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Beach con-man.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Beach snowman.'

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"How's it look back there?"

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sandy Floss

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Pelican and Origami

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Get a rockpool!

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."