Seaside Enjoyment Pillows

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Beach con-man.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"How's it look back there?"

'Beach snowman.'

Feeling for shells

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Sandy Floss

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Pelican and Origami

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Get a rockpool!

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

No Shoes, No Service.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"