Seaside Getaways Mugs

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Temporarily Unavailable

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Beach snowman.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"How's it look back there?"

Feeling for shells

"Noooooooooooo!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

The Soho Beachwear Look

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

Now hiring.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Eating ice cream.