Seaside Vacation Mugs

Two young boys an the beach criticising the quality of cigars in watering places

The sea-side hat.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Beach snowman.'

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Now hiring.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

The Soho Beachwear Look

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."